I just wanna share this with you guys. I got this from my batch group mail, I can’t stop laughing every advise he’s telling to Matt. I don’t read Bob Ong Books, and I’m not sure if this story is created by Bob Ong himself. Bob Ong Books suddenly gained a sure hit in book marketplace, and termed his book creations as “Medyo Angat sa Iba.” Start reading the story now, sit up straight and hold your stomach high.

Dear Mr. Bob Ong,

Matagal ko na pong nililigawan itong chik na nakilala ko recently sa isang party. Nasisiraan na ako ng bait. Pag nakilala mo siya, tiyak matutunaw ang utak mo sa kakaisip sa kanya.

Hingi lang po ako ng advice. Paano ko po siya mapapaibig? Bibigyan ko ba siya ng tula ? Haharanahin ko ba siya? Roses? Kalachuchi? Chocnut at sampaguita?

In lab na po ako. Ano po ang gagawin ko? Is she the one?

Lubos na gumagalang,
Matt

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